[ Wow you didn't expect some dude who introduces himself as a God particle to be your ship captain? smhhh. ]

Right to the chase, huh? Don't blame you. [ It's impossible to tell if this is sincere or not. ]

Well let's see, where should I start... [ He brings a hand up to his mask and taps his fingers against it a few times. ]

Oh, I've got it! There's three alien assholes onboard. Now you're a few seconds older and all the wiser, you're welcome.